Get drunk to the best TV show ever, Family Guy. You can slim down the rules if you can't remember them all, but it should be pretty easy.

[One Drink]
- Flashbacks
- Quagmire goes "OOH!" "giggity giggity" or "ALL RIGHT!"
- Peter's trademark laugh
- Peter drinks a beer/gets drunk
- Peter does something really stupid
- Peter says "Sweet"
- Stewie has a weapon
- Stewie says "Victory is mine!
- Stewie chatting with a random adult
- Lois makes dinner
- Brian is drinking alcohol/smoking a cigarette
- Quahog News
- Trisha Takinowa reports
- Scene driving in the family car

[Two Drinks]
- Peter talks on the phone
- Brian and Stewie fight/make fun of each other
- Joe says "All right, lets do it!"
- Scene that is intentionally dragged on
- Chris says a good one-liner/does something stupid

[Three Drinks]
- Completely random scene
- Someone falls down

[Finish Beer]
- Someone/Group breaks out into a song
- Evil Monkey appearance
- Kid with upside-down head appearance
- William Shatner appearance
- Parody of another cartoon show